Okay, now I stop.

Good night Europe and you jävla backstabbing Swedes and Norwegians! 

Let’s take Eurovision again next year. (And lose it again.)




dahlstrom:

europe your taste in music is terrible.






trenzlores:

ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 57th european hunger games is shakira




wabby994:

a story of love and betrayal: Finland and Sweden




whilelifepassesby:

klainecrisser:

Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia

FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET

No wait that came out wrong..

no it came out perfectly




wobsession:

In case you didn’t know, there has been a slight geographical change in Europe.

FINLAND IS NO LONGER A NEIGHBOUR OF SWEDEN AND NORWAY




wolfcifer:

You’re walking in the woods
There’s no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:

gay opera dubstep vampire






ambitioncutsusdown:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH

probably either eurovision or doctor who






geekstinklaura:

Finland is not marrying any of you traitors




"Marry Me from Finland was tipped to do well… and it isn’t. As in, we’re beating it."
— Graham Norton (Eurovision 2012)



anothersecondinthesunshine:

snowwantsyou:

kahterinepierce:

but if greece wins

who pays for eurovision next year?????

that would be germany

and there you have it

europe in a nutshell




bennetwilcox:

eurovision is divided into two parts

the first part is where all the countries laugh at each other’s performances and the other part is where we all get at each other’s throats because we didn’t get points from each other