Okay, now I stop.
Good night Europe and you jävla backstabbing Swedes and Norwegians!
Let’s take Eurovision again next year. (And lose it again.)
europe your taste in music is terrible.
Can’t stop won’t stop
ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 57th european hunger games is shakira
a story of love and betrayal: Finland and Sweden
Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia
FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET
No wait that came out wrong..
no it came out perfectly
In case you didn’t know, there has been a slight geographical change in Europe.
FINLAND IS NO LONGER A NEIGHBOUR OF SWEDEN AND NORWAY
You’re walking in the woodsThere’s no one around and your phone is deadOut of the corner of your eye you spot him:
gay opera dubstep vampire
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH
probably either eurovision or doctor who
and representing Armenia this year is Jesus Christ.
Finland is not marrying any of you traitors
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
that would be germany
and there you have it
europe in a nutshell
eurovision is divided into two parts
the first part is where all the countries laugh at each other’s performances and the other part is where we all get at each other’s throats because we didn’t get points from each other